Why do men act like little boys when they get sick?

When boys hit puberty, the Growup-Monster comes to live in their throats. It causes their voices to get deep and plants beanstalk beans so they grow. But when they get sick, a fire starts in the throat and the monster runs away. Because monsters are hairy and fire is bad for hair and it also makes fevers. So without the monster, the man reverts to boyish tendencies. The voice runs away because it's embarassed, which is why you don't hear it anymore. But it goes by horseback, so half the time the horse takes over and there's a horse voice.

The guy sometimes gets stomach aches or throws up because the monster runs to the stomach because its wet there. Monsters don't want to catch fire. But there's not alot of room for a monster in the stomach, so it gets upset. Sometimes the smoke from the fire rises up and gives headaches. It's really a mess.